Kitchener Personal Trainer

This is for women only! It’s a humorous look at why women should hire female personal trainers. This is not to be taken too seriously!

A female pt (for short) will understand your moods. Face it we get moody, it’s just the way it is and we will understand because we’re bitchy sometimes too. 

Ok I am going to talk about farting. This is another reason. I have had clients that fart, it happens. Do you really want to be farting in front of some dude that’s all tanned and looking good? Nope!

A female pt is more willing to listen to your boy problems and that fight you had with your mother last week. C’mon does a guy really get that stuff??

When you work out you sweat and you invariably stink. Some of my clients like to work out at 6am and they DON’T put on deodorant. Again don’t wanna be stinking around some hot guy which leads me to next point….

You absolutely DO NOT want to be putting on your makeup every time you go and see your trainer (you say you won’t but I KNOW you will)! With a woman you don’t have to because we just don’t care (about your makeup that is).

If you cancel because your kid got sick we will understand. A guy would never understand this. He would be confused and ask and???

We definitely unequivocally understand the perils and tribulations of trying to lose that last ten pounds or the first fifty. We will be there with you all the way-desperately helping you to get to your goal!

We will listen to all your whining about how hard it is(we will make you do it anyway) but we will listen.

No matter how much you call us a bag or a something else we will take it with a smile on our faces!! 

And lastly and more seriously we have the ability to care about someone when we don’t even know them. We care about your successes and your failures and frankly I’m pretty sure we work harder (sorry guys) to get you to your own personal and fitness goals.

I hope you found this funny. Most of this is in jest. I love all my male personal trainers out there!